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Akehoshi Subaru Theorem

The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
by boopsae October 11, 2023
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subaru

The best thing that could ever exist. truly an omnipotent being beyond our understanding and completely based
"hey man subaru is such a cool guy,"

"yeah i know he's so based"
by lcsfld September 17, 2022
mugGet the subarumug.

Subaru

What we call Patrick.
Participated in No Pagani Day.
“Who’s Subaru?”
“I call Patrick Subaru.”
by annagoons183737 March 8, 2025
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Subaru Leone

The vehicle of choice for adventurous young ladies in Central Australia. The Leone is such a pleasure to drive that drivers and passengers are known to spontaneously sing and dance while inside the vehicle. To drive a Leone it requires skill and bravery as there is a propensity for the breaks to not work properly, resulting in the driving needing to utilize the handbrake to avoid ending up in the Todd River.
Anna better slow down in that Subaru Leone when she is driving down Stott Terrance or she will end up in the Todd.
by Volando Con El Viento April 27, 2024
mugGet the Subaru Leonemug.

The Subaru Fallacy

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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Subaru Hair

Style of Haircut most associated with Subaru driving Lesbians. Short, above the ears and normally a well defined side part. Totally or mostly grey or white.
I see that Elisabeth Warren went to the stylist and got the Subaru Hair cut.
by Hawkeye 65 May 29, 2025
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