Skip to main content

Darktown strutter

Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera.
Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006
mugGet the Darktown strutter mug.

Shutterman

Andy: "Omg! I didn't know it was Wednesday!"
Susan: "Andy you're such a shutterman innit!"
by Flinkmantinginnit December 6, 2021
mugGet the Shutterman mug.

Stutterclick

The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the time you actually click something and the time the click is registered by your device.

Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.

Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.

Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.
(wife, to husband) ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!

(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!
by RATTnroll October 31, 2016
mugGet the Stutterclick mug.

scutterbutt n.

damn that girl so dirty i wouldnt even touch her, what a scutterbutt.
by casey December 7, 2003
mugGet the scutterbutt n. mug.

Slutterati

(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.

"Loose women".
Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.

Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.

Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010
mugGet the Slutterati mug.

shutter island

the biggest mindfuck movie ever made. Directed by Martin Scorcese
"Hey did you see Shutter Island?"
"Ya"
"Was it good?"
" Lets just say my mind was fucked"
by thenueb February 28, 2010
mugGet the shutter island mug.

Shutterslut

Another word for camwhore,referring to the shutter of a camera.
Skank: hey lets take some pics
Guy: Wtf stop being a shutterslut
by Errfaz August 22, 2008
mugGet the Shutterslut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email