When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
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A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?
2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.
3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.
3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
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stout story teller - "my grandpa lives on the border of mexico, im gonna ride on gators and shoot his ak 47's at mexicans"
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Get the scruttocks mug.The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.
Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer
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