shirting

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

by warezscene March 27, 2009

stirring dirty porridge

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl

'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

by imthesean August 8, 2009

stirring the soup

the process in which a woamns' nether-region is either rubbed, fondled, caressed, etc., etc, by either herself or another partner.

jane was getting no-where with dick's pathetic attempt at pleasing her. once gone, jane stirred her soup and went to sleep satisfied. needless to say, no dick can beat janes own stirring the soup.

by tam sing February 22, 2009

Stirring coffee

When a girl has diarrhea and a guy puts his dick in her ass and jerks off in circles until ejaculation.

Yo, last night I had so much fun stirring coffee with this girl, I even added cream.

by TheKingOfZ July 6, 2017

stirring the gumbo

after taking a big dump,while wiping your ass,your finger pokes thru the toilet paper,thus you are STIRRING THE GUMBO

Johnny ate 3 plates of mexican tonight,little did he know his roomate purchased some cheap as TP at Dollar General.While wiping his ass ,the paper broke and Johnny was stirring the gumbo.

by flacane65 December 30, 2011

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015

dave smithing

The act of hitting the bottom of the pussy hole with a mandingo sized penis so that the girl is screaming and in pain.

I was dave smithing the girl I was with and her legs was shaking like she was trying to do the tootsie roll!

by jlew1234 February 26, 2010