Standing

The sport in which one or many stand opposing gravity and all its forces in a verticle position, so that thou shall become the best stander.

Standing is about as cool as the mother duck and does not hurt your stomach

Larry: Dude check Andy out man he's been standing for the past 24566 minutes
Jed: Whoa thats intense
Cran: No sarc.

2011 Most Common Sport - Bus Stops and Train Stations.
2011 Most Talentless Sport - (2nd Place)

by Standing on Facebook June 29, 2011

Stinkins

Someone from the South who may or may not cut their own hair with a wooden spoon.

You don't call me Stinkins when I'm charge pharmacist.

by Old man Jittles May 14, 2016

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

stinkin

said before another phrase to tell how crazy or exciting it is

"man i just lit the barbecue and the flames were stinkin 3 feet high!"

by el zupano June 25, 2003

Alabama Standing Screw

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.

I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

by Blavatsky January 6, 2005

standing ground

1. The act in which you do no budge or move from your proverbial or physical position, 2. To not crack under heavy pressure.

"Nick told that girl she was no fun, and he's totally standing ground against her lip."

by bigsteveboski November 3, 2006

standing butterfly

Sex position in which the female is in a squatting position with her legs spread and her butt out.

Sydney did a standing butterfly while Elvin ate her out.

by Vajj October 7, 2006