SimpleNips

A sexy god-like being who lives to entertain people. Is the kindest boy and always cares about his friends. He definitely isn't a virgin. He is reminded that he looks like Ravi off of Jessie.

xd0- SimpleNips can come get my pussy
Speedybot- last night my pussy was on fire

by SimpleNips September 25, 2019

simple nigga

A more then average male. A male that thinks he is something special but he is as regular as they come. The male version of a "basic bitch."

This dude thinks he is something special. Look at this simple nigga.

You just look like an average dude. You define a simple nigga.

by kidkickinit January 31, 2014

strimple

What happens when women can't make it to the bathroom on a "heavy" day.

"Damn, I just strimpled, and these are my new underwear!"

by Ellalicious October 31, 2006

Simple Plan

A Canadian band that writes songs about what had happened to them at least once before and to other people.

Don't like Simple Plan?
THEN FUCK OFF!

by Go Suck Your Mothers Balls June 12, 2011

Simple Plan

One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".

Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!

Me: Shut up.

by A|pha August 1, 2005

Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.

"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News

by the_dickie July 7, 2009

stimmler

A small furry person, usually orange in colour with a slight trace of garlic smell. Normally male, but occasionally there are mistakes.

God, that guy is a real Stimmler.

by a.gold January 21, 2009