by April_Jeanette April 10, 2015
Get the butt-seps mug.A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
by Stagmen February 23, 2017
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A stepasshole can be male or female and is the bad step-parent that gives the good step-parents a negative image. The majority of step-parents are doing their best and trying to make everything work out all around for everybody involved yet the opposite is true of the stepasshole whom only cares about the one, themself.
Two newly remarried moms with children from the previous spouses are comparing their new husbands. One mom says," This is working out far better than I could have imagined, the kids love him and he adores them."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."
The other moms reply is," Thats nice, lucky you. My lifes miserable, this jerks selfish, uncaring and I don't get any help from him in anything. He treats me and my kids like shit. He ain't no stepdad he's a stepasshole."
by jpg3 October 23, 2010
Get the stepasshole mug.A guy willing to hook up with a chick that has children from a previous relationship. Some step-kids will love him and others will not. The step-kids real dad is either not in the picture or there was a split from the kid's mom for some reason.
If a kids lucky they're mom will find them a good step-dad and not some fucker who treats them like shit.
by jpg3 January 9, 2011
Get the step-dad mug.A Step-Two is a beer. Going camping? Set up the camp, step two have a beer. Working on the truck, open the hood and have a step-two.
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