Super-Statist

A Super-Statist is a derogatory name for any individual that claims to be a Centrist. Super-Statists like to think they draw outside of the box while still being stuck within the confines of the box that has been provided for them. Super-Statists believe they are intellectually superior to those for whom sides they pick and choose from but appear intellectually inferior to those who are on the outside looking in. Super-Statists generally lean towards one political platform more than another but claim they don’t identify with either political platform even though they agree with certain things within the political system from each side.

“That Tim guy really is a Super-Statist.” “Right? He belittles those on opposing sides but adopts their ideas as he sees fit. What a Super-Statist.”

by VegiNugget August 23, 2022

Deep-statist

When someone gets so deep in deep-state monkey business, that it is no longer possible to tell if they are a state actor or not. Even for the agencies that may or may not be employing him.

Did you see Ron got indicted by the DOJ yesterday?

Yeah man, he's full blown deep-statist.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.

1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.

by Michael VII June 4, 2018

swagtheist

Not believing in swag or anything to do with swagger.

"Hey, don't you think that guy has swag?"
"No, I don't because I'm Swagtheist."

by Kid purps March 8, 2012

stupid statistic whore

a stupid whore who does whatever her friends tell her to.

that hollie marsh is such a stupid statistic whore, her best friend told her sucking dick is good and she beleived him.

by giggity85 March 20, 2010

Stateist

An individual or group of persons, being insulting to those who live in another state. The term is only used in countries made up of states. In Australia generally speaking most stateist comments are made:

NSW stateist to VIC
VIC stateist to SA
QLD stateist to NSW
SA stateist to VIC
NT* stateist to VIC & NSW
WA stateist to QLD, NSW, ACT*, VIC
TAS stateist to NSW & VIC
QLD, NSW, ACT*, SA, VIC, WA & NT* stateist to TAS

* (NT & ACT are not states however when they offend it is territoryist considered the same).

"What the hell? Why does all of Wagga Wagga sell Carlton beer, watch gayFL (AFL) and eat potato cakes? Its NSW, they should drink Tooheys, watch NRL and eat potato scallops!"

"Your stateist! People in Wagga Wagga are very Victorian!"

by dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk March 27, 2010

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010