stack of nickels

the shrunken state of the penis after existing a cold swimming pool

Dude, I can't go skinny dipping with those girls. They might laugh at my stack of nickels.

by Peeper1818 February 9, 2010

Salcan

An freequently used surname in Turkey and Ecuador. The person with the following surname usually tries to be funny but turns out weird. Also if you ask her out she would act like she likes you but then slowly loose any interactions, with the excuse of " I dated him so he doesn't feel sad".

You see that girl right there? That's Salcan. Worst person I've met

by TopShaggerNonce69 December 24, 2018

fash-stache

A toothbrush moustache resembling that of facist Hitler

dude, you better shave off that Fash-stache before going to your synagogue.

by Matthias B June 7, 2007

class stache

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.

all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.

by rickdaniel February 8, 2009

raper stache

A mustache stereotypical to rapists. Typically something unattractive and creepy looking. Also see molestache.

Dude, stop growing out your raper stache.

by christhafris October 20, 2009

Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.

Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"

by T-WOO April 21, 2010

Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.

Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.

by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011