Mexican Sports Pack

Types of upgrades done to full-size trucks that include: ugly body kits, swivel seats, chrome roll-bars, deep dish wheels, brush guards, chrome rocker panel guards, girly mudflaps with chrome accents, huge window visor, tires with white lettering, chrome fender trims, chrome edge protectors, dual bladed wiper blades, bull or lobo painted on the door or tailgate, Raiders, Cowboys stickers or license plate frames. When a Mexican gets five or more of these upgrades on his or her truck it’s got the Mexican Sports Pack option.

Did you see that truck with the Mexican Sports Pack at the auction? Yeah Hector the wholesaler is buying it for his used car lot in TJ.

by Hector the Mexican January 2, 2010

Sportster Knee

An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.

Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!

Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.

by Ironheader August 17, 2009

Wii Sports Resort

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that

Wii Sports Resort is poggers

by CircleBox- July 24, 2021

sports

America's state-sponsored religion.

On Sunday we pray sports.

by thenewnumber904 April 19, 2006

Seattle sports teams

Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.

(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)

Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!

FINISH?????

The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.

(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)

Seattle sports teams are the best!

by The Chuk May 22, 2006

SportSlut

A sports athlete groupie. Someone (usually a chick) who loves to have sex with sports athletes.

A SportSlut who charges money is a "Sportstitute".

by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006

EA sports

The most ridiculous yet most popular sports video game company ever whom appeal to: 'fan-boys' glory hunters, corporate slaves, noobs, sheep, and a lot of americans. The company's number one priority is money mirroring society and maybe the company apple.

EA sports FIFA franchise has been a pathetic attempt at a football (soccer) simulation since day 1, with the game's requiring almost no football knowledge and the simple tap of the same button repeatedly until a goal is scored. The most influential method of scoring to this day however, is player speed.

by marco manetta October 23, 2012