slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11

Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?

by Alec campione September 14, 2016

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

slurpo

a random spam of words or a expression of feelings

BRUHHH SLURPOOO THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY ESHIT

by The thickest one yet January 6, 2019

slurpgnf

the best person in the world :)

slurpgnf is such a cool person!

Fr!! Theyre my fave moot <33

by wafflyoz August 31, 2021

slurpgnf

my fav mutual on tiktok mwah i love you slurpgnf<33

omg i love slurpgnf!

same theyre so cool!

for real!! Theyre super epic and cool :)

by wafflyoz August 31, 2021