Sloppy Doug

The skillful art of placing your cock and balls onto an unsuspecting victim's shoulder for extended periods of time

I totally gave this asian kid a sloppy doug in the library yesterday. Whatta chink!

by singleguy69 March 10, 2013

Sloppy Louisiana

When you blow your load in a girls nostril and it drips out the other nostril. abbreviated SL

"Dude yesterday i totally did a sloppy Louisiana on my bitch last night it was in a word amazing."

"Thats my boy damn i did that last week i am proud."

by B&M D&T April 30, 2006

sloppy backwash

frenching after blowing a load in your girl's mouth.

I came in my girl's mouth and she asked me to sloppy backwash her, but I said HELLLL NOOO!!

by Not kinky November 3, 2007

Sloppelgänger

Refers to someone who looks like one of your friends, but if they were 30 years older and had completely let themselves go.

Much like a version of Your team for doppelgangers, when you spot someone that looks like a fatter, hairier, and/or older version of your friend, you can then say you saw their "Sloppelgänger".

Dude 1: Yo Mike, totally saw your Sloppelgänger today on the subway. I'm pretty sure he was homeless...but it was like SAME FACE.

by isthisanoriginalusername December 29, 2010

Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

Sloppy Chaplin

When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.

Neil gave David a Sloppy Chaplin and ran away giggling.

by dustygreenvacuum May 24, 2014