Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual

Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon

by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022

splootoon

A grouping of two or more corgis.

A splootoon of corgi puppies huddled around their food bowls.

by Mama D’Wissa April 4, 2022

Sploot

When relaxation renders a posture seemingly beyond ones physical limit.

When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.

Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.

Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.

by Awyzzl17 June 2, 2022

Splont

SPLONT: n, a body of water larger than a pond, usually with lobes, that could conceivably be drained in a few days.

"He set his dinghy on the splont, to hook a fish or two..."

by Skatedad September 6, 2022

sploon thee

spoon trees

Me: hey
Friend: SPLOON THEE

by sp[pon3 September 19, 2022

sploonching

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

Splooath

The act of ejaculating to cope with a constant state of self-loathing

Wow, I hate myself so much, I guess the only thing I can do now is go to my room and splooath

by CerealNutter August 13, 2023