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Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).
Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!
by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009
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splooge

splooge- The act of cuming or ejaculating semen. Usually referring to the act of cuming in a partner's face after receiving fellatio.
ex. Harry never told jan he was about to splooge and so she was covered with his man pudding in no time.
by penis mcgaffrey May 13, 2005
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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
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Courtesy Splooge

The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.

It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty

You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011
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Sploodge

1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm

2- Semen, sperm

3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).

4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention

5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
1- "I just sploodged!"

2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."

3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."

4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"

5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
by Dildo Flint June 2, 2008
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Splooge

The act of throwing a substance into and around a toilet. A splooge is best when using chocolate milk and throwing in an upwards direction, trying to get it up the wall and onto the floor to acheive maximum splooge results. Splooge can be stored in "The brewery" which is any plant or bush in direct sunlight and out of harms way. To make your splooge more tasty, adding half eaten ham sandwiches and rotten banana pills ensure your splooge can't be missed when entering a bathroom through its glaring image and beautiful arouma. Best performed at school or in at your girlfriends house on a meet the parents date.
Jason and Anthony J just bought some more chocolate milk from the canteen. I think they are going to splooge the toielts again.
by SploogeApprentice July 11, 2018
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brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.
I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!
by RedDog318 December 9, 2008
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