Splitting Whiskers

Female urination.

Excuse me, I have to go split whiskers.

by Martina January 3, 2003

splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.

Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.

by Scooberto May 29, 2019

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

bum sniffing hog

when you literally have some fat ass person mooching off you,don't work or do anything but laze around and just about eat everything in your house.Also they're up your ass all the time.

You need to get off my ass ya bum sniffing hog and get a job

by Mitzie January 15, 2006

lane splitting

Driving between lanes on highways and/or roads. Usually performed on a motorcycle.

Daaaay-um dog, you seen that nigga split lanes on his 1300?

by Alkan April 27, 2003

Sluffing

To be lazy or mess up on something

person1- "hey can you grab that for me"

person2- sure dude (breaks whatever it is he is grabbing)

person1- aww man your sluffing!

by Goat_Killer044 July 22, 2010

whiffy sniffing

V. panty sniffing your own panties for sexual stimulation
n. (whiffy sniffer) one who sniffs their own genitals for kicks
n. alt.(whiffy sniffer) crazy, psychotic

v.Later that evening she was caught with her panties over her head whiffy sniffing the hell out of them.
adj. That whiffy sniffing ho was bad news from the get go.

by Steve, the stepfather July 24, 2006