Crosshair Spawning

When you spawn in the crosshairs of somebody. See also Pre-Set Spawning

Are you fucking kidding?! That was total crosshair spawning!

by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018

Gie-Splaining

When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.

Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.

Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.

Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."

by antayat March 8, 2019

Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019

Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.

I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.

by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019

Coast'splaining

When a smug west coast or northeast coast liberals talks over or tries to 'splain to liberals in the south. Often in a condescending and holier than thou manner.

West Coast Liberal: "I'm glad hollywood is pulling out of the south"

Southern Liberal: "That's only going to hurt us"

West Coast Liberal: "If you don't like it, you should just move"

Southern Liberal: "Maybe I want to stay and fight... stop coast'splaining!"

by ModEschar June 4, 2019

stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.

Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.

by mlhiss May 7, 2020

URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.

Please stop URL-splaining me with tedious articles and engage me in proper conversation.

by b2kb2k September 20, 2020