splurge

To get bursted on by another person.

I just got splurged on!

by hizu June 24, 2007

Scheiß-Spargel

an insult I came up with while I was learning German, it translates to sh*t asparagus. that may be incorrect though.

a: your an asshole
b: shut up Scheiß-Spargel

by mustard_delivery_man August 20, 2021

splarg

A slang word for Semen.

One can splarg on their girlfriend.

by Brian Schoenfelder April 18, 2006

urge to splurge

The urge to get fresh and get money every day. Living the Louie Ton lifestyle. I'm papered up and my pockets on fleek.

I got the urge to splurge so I stay rocking Louie Ton.

by IMSPLURGE December 26, 2015

splargin

n. a really retarded person

v. a word used to confuse the heck out of someone

"I know a splagin named bob"

by Rev Olver February 12, 2004

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

splayge

1. ball sweat
2. the act of getting ball sweat on something

You better wear underwear so you don't splayge all over those shorts that you're borrowing from me

by heateapplesauce November 20, 2007