Splorfing

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen

"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"

by Dadi039 November 3, 2021

the spiffing brit

the holy brit how can exploit ever game he is a very bog lover of tea and will have you brought to Australia if you dont drink tea

it isn't used in a sentence but will in the case contact with a game exploit it more than America spends on health

care the spiffing brit is a name for a exploiter

by why am i in Australia September 8, 2019

The Spiffing Brit

The most British channel on YouTube. 100% Yorkshire Tea certified. Also the CEO of SpiffCo, which has conquered many lands. There is no exploit he cannot find.

One day the Spiffing Brit is going to find the exploit to real life.

by Doctor J October 13, 2020

Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.

Why do you keep screen splashing man?

by Cryuga September 3, 2010

spliffing

Spiffing, but with a minor typo

by Meady October 6, 2003

happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

Sluffing

verb. To sluff. The act of riding someone else's wifi without their permission. Akin to wardriving.

I hate it when those tools on my block are sluffing on my network!

by goestoeleven June 13, 2010