Splackian

To be of Dominican, Italian , and African descent

Wait I thought you were just black? No I'm splackian.

by Andre Garcia III June 12, 2017

Sclafani

A very handsome man with a meaty chest that is often seen strutting in opened aloha shirts. They like to drive shirtless on the interstate with their left hand waving out the window

I just came from the beach. There are a whole bunch of Sclafanis there. I want to bury my face in their manly chest.

by FreakyDeakyVehicle July 19, 2019

Spaff eye

1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes

2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.

"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.

by slg69 November 6, 2019

Slafe

A person who is enslaved under the illusion of it being for their own safety.

Jordan’s mom won’t let him join football because his mom thinks it’s too dangerous, he is such a slafe.

by Zorg February 9, 2021

Spafeteria

A term used to denote any form of public eatery, restaurant or Café whereby the workers are paid minimum wage and have the same level of pride in their work as a cat licking it's own anus. As a consequence of these factors, the male workers have a tendency to ejaculate in the food they serve and as such, the venue becomes a spafeteria.

This term is a portmanteau of the words "Spaf" (to violently ejaculate with no regard for the target of said ejaculation) and Cafeteria (a canteen with little/no table service).

Whenever you enter a spafeteria, you take the risk that your meal might be a "lucky drip".

Products commonly contaminated:

Latte - "Ejaculatte"

Gummy bears - "Cummy Bears"
Fizzy pop - "Jizzy Pop"

Steve: "Hey man, this burger has some salty asf mayo on it"
Bob: "dude, did you buy that from Burger Chain?"
Steve: "Yeah, why?"
Bob: "Dude, that place is a total spafeteria! You're eating Jizz!"

by Souper Rare July 23, 2022

speafing

When someone is talking in a nonsensical manner, making absurd or contradictory statements, or weaving unrelated ideas together in a confusing manner. By Nis Tuga

"that mf is speafing rn"/ "yo stop speafin my boy"

by Nis Tuga September 14, 2023

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015