sphincter

ring-like muscle found in the anus

From the South Park song "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does

by The Real Izzy December 28, 2005

sphinctacular

A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.

"Well George, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. Helluva job, old boy!"

by Iggy Pup June 1, 2007

sphincasaurus

a prehistoric ass monster that will eventually come to reclaim earth in 2010.

the sphincasaurus will reclaim what is ritefully his and prey that you aren't alive when he does.

by carlos montaluchayani September 23, 2003

sphincter gnome

The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.

"god damn-it, my fucking sphincter gnome just bite my penis!"

by truth teller never lie2 September 5, 2009

sphincter pudding

Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.

Lee, you fag! Is that sphincter pudding all over your face???

by Billy B November 10, 2008

Sphincter Mouth

Very deep verticle wrinkles around a persons mouth. Typically seen on females who are heavy smokers.

Deb: Oh my, your friend Sally's mouth looks like a spincter.

Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.

by Saurus-rex March 16, 2011

sphinkle

The act of artfully bedazzling your sphincter. Similar to assjazzling, but with more sparkle.

Ironically popular in San Francisco, where the combination of a mission-style burrito, a fresh sphinkle job and a long walk up a steep hill may result in a dangerous form of internal combustion.

Tristan: You seem different today, Jill. you have a certain... sparkle.

Jill: It must be my new sphinkles. It's crazy how gluing plastic bits around your asshole makes you feel so different... inside.

by Sphinklemonster July 19, 2011