speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

Seidling

The act of flirting with any girl within three feet. Usually out of pure desperation for some action, someone who "seidls", or undergoes the act of Seidling, will flirt and hit on anything with a vagina, even if the girl has a boyfriend.

Q:""Hey why is that kid hitting on my girlfriend?"
A: "Oh don't worry, he's just seidling"

Q: "How desperate for action ARE you?!"
A: "I'm so desperate i have to resort to seidling"

by spoonfiend April 28, 2010

speefing

Throwing up on your steering wheel.

Saw this girl parked next to me speefing in her car, yo.

by snagglejew April 21, 2013

Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.

Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"

by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009

Speedlight

Horny geeks dig chicks. No matter who they are. This would be a prime example of this "Geek-Chick-Less" situation. I'm glad she's found a way to pimp those fugly kids.

"omfg shes a gurl n liek totaly kool"

by Bite me. December 1, 2003

Snerdling

To snerdle. Or wrap the foreskin of one uncircumsized penis over the foreskin of another man's uncircumsized penis.

I'll never date a guy who's not cut I'm just afraid he'll like snerdling.

by texgreen May 12, 2010

SpedXing

SpedXing is the act of not acting as smart as one usually would. One who is too stupid to know they're spedXing is known as a "SpedXer"

Dude! I'm totally SpedXing today! I can't find anything!

by WebsterMcDictionario August 8, 2011