yellow bellied speedball

The combination of caffeine and nicotine, usually as the sole constituents of a breakfast

"Hey man, you wanna go grab some lunch? It's 2pm and I'm just running on a yellow bellied speedball"

by Soil H. November 30, 2021

Spendbucks

Derisive name for Starbucks. May also be spelled with dollar signs, thus: $pendbuck$.

Why should i go to Spendbucks when i can get coffee cheaper at a gas station?

by uwg August 21, 2006

Arctic Speedfuck

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).

Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!

by MB2011 August 14, 2011

speedbag

the process of punching a woman's bare breast quickly and repeatedly, just as rocky balboa would go at it with a punching bag.

weeks's mom likes it when i speedbag her.

by chikochan April 28, 2005

Suburban Speedball

A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene

Dude, I was tripping balls on that Suburban Speedball all morning!

by Heretic Bassist November 11, 2009

spedackled

Twacked beyond reason/ over medicated by your "street pharmacists"

"He's wound up from the ground up, he must be spedackled!"

by Fly pimp masta- happy go fuck yourself November 2, 2006

Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

by Washuaiki June 14, 2009