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archie is a spastic

archie but my definition is better than als bc im 20x better than al
used to tell archies that they are retarded and stuopid
Al: "archie is a spastic"
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Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard
Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*
by The professional definers June 11, 2025
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Spastic

Seren Kalter
That girls such a seren Kalter!
Why’s that?
Shes spastic!
by Nigel Mount May 28, 2019
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Spastic

Paisley Robson is a spastic
by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020
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Highly Spastic

Someone or something existing in an extreme form of either grandeur or inferiority, bordering on the level of disbelief
"The 427 cubic inch V8 in that '69 Chevy Comaro is highly spastic"
"That there top fuel drag car is highly spastic"
"That Martin Bryant is one highly spastic individual"
by Batmayen February 8, 2024
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Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.
You are a Spastic Timmy.
by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025
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Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me
“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly, what a spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”
by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021
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