spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

Spank Tank

The name for a bunk shrouded by sheets in a deployed desert location in Southeast Asia. Affectionately given its name for the amount of privacy afforded to rub one out.

Teague just got off the line. Expect him to bunk out in his spank tank for the rest of the evening.

by KCskyhigh10 February 20, 2011

spank booth

(n., definition 1) a synonym of peep show, but spank booth used for emphasis of the disgusting conditions. For example, a heavily used adult arcade booth characterized by jizz, skeet, spooze, horse glue, baby gravy on the floor, walls, screen and perhaps seat. "Spank booth" emphasizes that patrons are not there to preview, view before buying, or to catch a "peep." They are there to blow their wads in as little time as possible and run back to whatever they were doing.

(n., definition 2) a variant of the private adult movie viewing booths in some areas of the United States (e.g., New York, Las Vegas) in which female dancers provide a spreading of their genitalia, use of toys in various orifices all in a simulated sex show. Often these booths include a phone to engage in conversation and/or heavy panting. Their encouragement to "make yourself comfortable" often results in the common qualities of a spank booth.

(1.) I prefer to rent my porn, I can't stand sitting in someone else's jizz and sticking to the floor in a filthy spank booth.

(2.) The girls in the spank booths at Showgirl are mostly scallywags, but they shove dildos in their asses and lick them clean.

by The Pillager October 29, 2005

spank one off

v. Masturbate.

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

spank sock

Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.

Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.

by James Barden October 24, 2006

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010

spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."

1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006