sober surprise

The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.

He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.

by pacfan834 December 26, 2007

sobeb

Son of a Biscuit Eating Bulldog

You sobeb.

by Alexander Willis May 15, 2010

Sobercoaster

A large mob of not-drunk people wandering around campus on Friday nights.

"Look at those losers riding the sobercoaster."

by lindseysaid September 6, 2011

soberday

when you finally have decided to retire from drinking and do a clense of the liver.

from saucerdayto soberdays

Georgena won’t be celebrating saucerday with us, she’ll be celebrating soberday instead.

by vramm May 24, 2018

Sober As A Duck

when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be

millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"

by DarKnd March 27, 2022

sober feeding

(sarcasm) when a person is drunk and they feed the enemy team in an online video game.

Mayank already decided he will be sober feeding tonight.

by helloteam May 22, 2023

Host Sober

The level of sobriety required of a host when entertaining guests at a party in which everyone is smashed beyond belief.

Jim: DUDE, THIS PARTY'S AWESOME! THANKS FOR HOSTING! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

John: I can't enjoy it, dude. I'm host sober.

by Furious A November 20, 2011