Canadian snowshake

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then shaking. Their hand without cleaning.it

I gave that gentlemen a Canadian Snowshake when I met him

by Ric Spade November 6, 2020

Snowsteria

When snow starts falling in Upstate South Carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with ZERO accumulation on the roads. This is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.

I've been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. I bought twelve loaves of bread, but I could only round up seven gallons of milk... you can't ever be too careful.

Why are the schools opening today? They know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.

With any luck I won't have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.

by BrickAlley March 2, 2010

Snowsturbate

The act of shoving your dick in the snow, and masturbating like that, basically humping the snow.

Snowsturbate: Johnny! Stop snowsturbating out there and come out here this instant!!!

by NinjaFapist January 19, 2015

Snowsuited

When a woman comes over but sleeps with you fully clothed.

Jeff invited Lisa over to Netflix and chill with the intentions of banging Lisa. But Lisa didn't go for it but still wanted to cuddle all night. Jeff was snowsuited

by G8extreme February 10, 2017

Snowstorm in Tallaght

A snowstorm in Tallaght is when all the criminals from the west come out and raid stores and quite literally demolish buildings with stolen JCB's.

Person A: Hear about the snowstorm in Tallaght in 2018? They demolished a Lidl.
Person B: I heard they even robbed the safe from the back.

by Any Hash? January 3, 2019

Snowah

A boy who is the sexiest ever. If you get the chance to meet a snowah, dont let him go. He is so worth it, be careful though cause you will definitely fall for him. He is the sweetest and sexiest and most kind boy ever.

Omg look it’s a snowah

by Partyyyuu November 22, 2021

abominable snowhand

A variation of the stranger, but instead of sitting on your hand to lose feeling you stick it in snow, ice, or the freezer. Also referred to as "The Icehand Cometh"

When Sophie dumped Joey on the top of Mt. Everest, the only thing he could do to numb the pain was give himself an abominable snowhand.

by weinerburg January 26, 2017