Snow Punk

(snoh) (puhngk)
-noun

1. A student who responds to any threat of snow by not attending school. Some snow punks believe that snow will ruin their Ed Hardy apparel, while others like to use the excuse to miss important quizzes or exams. Most snow punks are looked down upon by their peers.

2. Any individual that uses the slightest threat of snow to break plans.

I can't believe Jimmy missed the unit exam. It was rescheduled anyway because of the early snow dismissal today. What a snow punk.

by Shutes December 22, 2008

Snow Chimp

1. (n) A derogatory term made popular by primarily African-American Internet users in relation to Caucasian, European or otherwise white users. Often used in response to more common racial slurs in flame wars.

Snow chimps live in caves like Neanderthals and love to rape their cousins.

by Gate of Gamers August 7, 2017

hulk hogan snow shower

When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.

Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".

by gigantordingdong June 27, 2014

Snow day

A glorious day that is celebrated by sledding, having snowball fights, and building snow tunnels.

I had a snow day once, it was awesome..............

by Theory's Apprentice July 5, 2006

Snow Day

A day in winter when a large amount of snow falls in a short amount of time making travel difficult. Schools close for this reason. Usually enjoyed unless you are older in which case you have to shovel. Has become increasingly common in the Northern Midwest and New England over the past few years.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the weather forecast?
Guy 2: Yea, 15 inches of snow tomorrow.
Guy 1: You know what that means...
Guy 2: SNOWDAY!!!

Teacher: Hmm chance of snow for next week.
Student: it will be a snow day.
Teacher: No it wont
Student: Yes it will we live in Wisconsin.

by Distance4life February 11, 2010

snow pioneer

A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.

We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!

by Pbu March 8, 2008

Snodland

Proper shit town, full of druggos , crackheads, and little chavs, if you live on saltings road you are definitely living on benefits and live off beans and bread, The cricket meadow is where all the alcoholics and little wannabe roadmen hang out. Proper nonces roaming the place, andys kebab is a banger tho.

Snodland? I’d rather live in syria!

by Lizard squad October 27, 2020