snowboarding

when you skeet on a girls chest and then titty fuck her.

"God that girl has great tits i would love to go snowboarding on her" said Ross

by sl;kjcdz May 31, 2007

Snowboard

the act of snowboarding. There really are two categories to it.

FREERIDE
famous people - Craig Kelly
Probably the most liberating action ever known to man. Ripping up an untouched powder bowl in Whistler or Baker. This is the superior of the two. Often involves natural things. Wind made Jumps, Trees, broken logs, etc.

FREESTYLE
famous people - Shaun White
The lesser of the two, though still better than Skiing. This often involves Rails, Boxes and large man made jumps. Also this is the activity that most posers claim to do, as it is more fashionable at the moment, made famous by the Olympics and X-Games.

Snowboarder: Wanna go snowboardin today?

Friend: Dude... its fuckin july

Snowboarder: So? we can still session Mount Hood in Oregon.

Friend: Thats like a 5 hour drive

Snowboarder: so?

Friend: ok, lets go for it. I'll buy beer.

Poser: Hey I heard you talkin. I can totally jib that massive rainbow ramp over at the park dude. I just got a new Burton snowboard and spent a few grand, its the best.

Snowboarder: go eat some cock you stupid ass poser. I'll beat you up with your bindings. go away.

Poser: asshole.

Snowboarder: Thats it. (proceed to beat up with anything at hand)

by sky sky22 December 31, 2008

Snowboarder

one who clicks it and rips it at Sugarloaf. also known as The Wolf.

The Wolf is so sick today; He's totally ripping in the park.

by Ian "wolf" Woelfel December 9, 2004

snowboarding

Snowboarding is the new skiing.

I am the only fifteen year of skier I know of, but my friends enjoy snowboarding.

by Cogitator October 9, 2008

snowboarding

Not just sports but also a way of life! It is truly one of the best things all around the world.
It seems very usual for instant snowboarders to be alters or something like this.
Music bands popular between snowboarders are Sum41 PapaRoach and some not so famous ones especially nationally known .
Ride or die!

dude - what are u going to do this weekend?
a snowaboarder - snowboarding! , i mean, getting up at 6 a.m. buying beer taking the bus to the hill and get FUN!

by dimitrious October 22, 2006

Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien February 19, 2012

Snowbie

n. The mountain equivalent of a shoobie. Generally, they come up to a mountain for a weekend or week and try to run the mountain like they own it, but get lost because they don't know the trails or just spend most of their time on their ass.

Snowbies keep fallin and blockin the runs.

by Enzy October 8, 2009