Swooping

Sweeping while pooping

There was dirt in front of the toilet so I started swooping

by howyoudoin?? May 13, 2018

Swooping Magpie

A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.

Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.

Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.

by RedoxAssassin May 29, 2022

manual snoozing

when you completely turn off your alarm clock and tell yourself that you'll get out of bed in a minute, hoping that you don't fall back asleep and end up late for work or school.

I turned off my alarm clock and ended up manual snoozing until 6:55, so I didn't have time to shower before work.

by Jay Kizzle January 23, 2011

Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011

Super Snoopin

When you decided to take it to the next level of just normal snooping on a person's facebook page.

Tonight I'm super snoopin on why my boyfriend is friends with dis ho.

by Linaron October 9, 2012

Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.

*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"

by tandell September 6, 2013

gucci scooping

Going for that good scoop

Katie 's not gunna make it. She's Gucci scooping.

by Katie103096 October 13, 2017