The River City Snooki

Toga wearing mexapino who is refused service at local dive bars.

The River City Snooki was on the prowl after drinking a few wine decanters and ninja bombing the wedding.

by KEvans September 16, 2010

snookied

When a girl gets sucker punched in the face.

Did you hear that Jenny got snookied? Joe is such a fucking dick.

by snookiedbitch January 1, 2010

snooki

A bouncy ball in a trucker hat

Person 1: "Is that a bouncy ball with a trucker hat?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's snooki"

by Jerz2010 September 11, 2010

Snooki

A slang word that describes any girl from the Jersey Shore

Down on the Jersey Shore, there are from any given time, 100 to 1000 Snooki milling about

by TRAPSTAR550 August 13, 2010

Snooki

A human punching bag, she is stupid, a whore, and looks orange. also is part of the worst, stupidest show on telivision

Oh yeah, Snooki got punched 4 times!!

by pandaeater October 21, 2010

Snookied

To get decked in the face due to lack of fighting/ducking skills

Yo that nigga just got snookied. He wont be able to eat regularly for days.

by jrzboi January 19, 2010

Snooki's Headphones

When a male ejaculates into both of their partner's ears, hindering auditory perception.

My girlfriend kept bitching about my loud music during sex, so I warned her that I would give her Snooki's Headphones if she didn't shut up.

by Sharpyposted April 3, 2011