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milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Snake

by Someone404 April 21, 2020
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solid snake

The most badass soldier you will ever see. Ever.
That genome soldier whipped out his gat, but solid snake was like "whatev" and proceeded to beat the shit out of him.

Everyone wishes they could be as awesome as Solid Snake.
by Hank February 16, 2005
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Urban Snake

A strand of weave from a black woman's hair on the ground, found mostly on sidewalks in public places. They have a long life span being made of plastic. Harmless and non venomous all Urban Snakes tend to be marked differently. Some Urban Snakes have beads, other shells, the tail is usually burnt or caped with tinfoil and a bead. The head of the Urban Snake is much larger and usually frayed. If encountered just back away slowly, it will be gone in a few days.
I was walking down the sidewalk in Atlanta, Georgia today when I almost stepped on a Urban Snake. She was a gorgeous example with a tight braid and three beads red, yellow, and green. I later saw a pigeon fly it off to be used in its nest.
by ColeScottyDavis March 16, 2010
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Cat snake

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret
H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird
by Ace the simp June 23, 2023
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Snake bitch

by ps3psp August 23, 2017
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say sike right now

that meme with the blue piranha plant from mario. basically, this is used when you hear news about something and you better hope this bitch ain't kidding.

also, these are usually combined with those time traveler memes on TikTok.
(this is not my original meme)

me: ughh fortnite sucks

time traveler: wait hold up 1 or 2?

me: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.
by sana.sketches November 4, 2019
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