speecy spicy sausage

Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!

by cfs14 April 28, 2006

sausagefest

a party or other function where males overwhelmingly outnumber females

Joe's party ended up being a sausagefest so we left.

by Nigga B April 25, 2003

Sausage-Jizz

The jet of semen-like oil that spurts from a freshly cooked sausage when an instrument of cutlery is inserted. The jet often hits in the face and can be referred to as a Pork-shot.

I poked the sharp fork into the fresh o'hagen's sausage and a stream of sausage-jizz hit me in the eye with considerable force.

by Scantyaunty July 1, 2009

scissor sausage dip

When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.

"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"

by AshleyMutiny October 11, 2013

Big Sausage Pizza

A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.

Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.

by Britt_ain September 5, 2008

magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

by [e-mail] December 30, 2007

sausage packer

a girl who only has guy friends and no girl friends

it is derived from the act of packing a lot of sausages (aka. penises) into one of your many holes, or maybe all at once.

Keanna is such a sausage packer she just loves the smell of sweaty guys.

by kwandy December 10, 2014