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Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
mugGet the Ironton Smoothiemug.

Blackberry Smoothie

The act of eating a bussy out but the femboy has not wiped in a many years and the person eating out the bussy throws up all over the bussy and keeps on going
John says "Mick bro I just had the best time of my life giving that smelly femboy Blackberry Smoothie" Mick says "Dude your fucking disgusting"
by Hairy schmuck January 21, 2022
mugGet the Blackberry Smoothiemug.

Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
by PejaBob January 3, 2021
mugGet the Bathroom Smoothiemug.

Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
mugGet the Billionaire Smoothiemug.

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head
I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out
by Fortuna November 19, 2015
mugGet the velvet smoothiemug.

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.
Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!
by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020
mugGet the Clinktail smoothiemug.

Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple
Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017
mugGet the Pineapple Smoothiemug.

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