bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds

That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.

by RamahTrip November 11, 2013

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple

Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!

by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017

Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.

Jim-Bob drank his cousin’s tropical smoothie.

by Anonymous user 1234 December 15, 2017

Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.

"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."

by PejaBob January 3, 2021