Yakoff Smirnoff

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.

Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.

by ElevatingtheMind November 29, 2006

Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.

You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache

by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010

Smirnoff Ice

the best alchohalic beverage in the *whole* *fucking* *world*

Smirnoff ice is my pride and joy

by boowoo November 1, 2003

smirgle

Smirgle is an indescribable color visible only when watching a fireworks show at the same time on weed.

whooah, look at that smirgle!

by heheninjaplop July 5, 2003

Smircle

a Smoking Circle

"Hey man get in this smircle and hit the bong!"

by SWEDmember July 3, 2008

Dirty Smirnoff

A drink that gets you 'de to the stroyed.'
Get a Smirnoff Ice, drink the neck of it, then add a shot of vodka, a shot of gin and a shot of JD. Then neck it!

I was so smashed last night after drinking 3 dirty smirnoffs back to back!

by Muns August 18, 2010

jerk smirk

The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.

Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."

Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."

Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."

by westfalia December 29, 2009