selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)

rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can

by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010

smartish

1. 98% retarted, 2% not.
2. Also a stupid person.

"I got a 3% in art class."
"OMGF you are smartish."

by No Life September 29, 2005

smartie

A small, round, brightly coloured chocolate.

Wow, I love smarties!

by Izin2296 October 5, 2009

smarticles

The particles in your brain that make you smart

She has lots of smarticles, thats why she knows all the answers.

by mahitable January 24, 2009

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011

Smarticle

When someone or something is so smart that there is no word to describe it.

Dude, I am like sixteen times more smarticle than you are which makes me a god.

by Ashkan Kiani October 23, 2008