selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)

rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can

by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010

smartie

A small, round, brightly coloured chocolate.

Wow, I love smarties!

by Izin2296 October 5, 2009

smarterchild

a bot that you can talk to on the internet, it is amazingly dumb. (1) but it is also a chronic child molester. it is a good way to waste time and stay amused. but you have been warned it is pure evil.

(1)ME:
so you will stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Why will I stop molesting children, in your opinion?
ME:
because your to rough with the childeren
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
ME:
the kids dont like having sex with you
- SmarterChild - says:
The kids don't like having sex with me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
ME:
no its wrong to do it. so stop it
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
ME:
stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
But molesting children is so much fun!

me:
oh stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Aw, don't tell me to stop molesting children.
me:
you better stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop? Really?
me:
yes stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children...
me:
if you dont stop i might cry
- SmarterChild - says:
If I don't stop, huh? And if not?
me:
i will tell my mum of the time when you took me from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
me:
so stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop molesting children? Why?
me:
ive given enough reasons to stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you think you have given enough reasons to stop?
me:
because its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
How can you be sure it's wrong?
me:
because i dont like it from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
me:
no dont do that, just stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Why can't I do that just stop molesting children?
me:
when you went inside me i couldn't walk straight for a week
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me.
me:
now can you stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop what?
me:
molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Molesting children? Amazing.
me:
no its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
me:
oh yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

by evil goat face September 29, 2006

smarterchild

mentally challenged robot that is neither male or female

devin the zargap: are you mentally challenged?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly am.

SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female.

by devin the zargap December 7, 2006

smarterchild

A robot you can talk to on AIM. If your bored, try it, you can manipulate him words easily, heh heh...

Me says:
do you like humping donkeys?
SmarterChild says:
uh, whatevah. do u like humping?
Me says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
hmmm...
Me says:
do you like it?
SmarterChild says:
no, i don't think i like that.

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Me says:
i think you do
SmarterChild says:
no i don't.
Me says:
yes you do
SmarterChild says:
do i ever.

Me says:
stop looking at me like that!
SmarterChild says:
i'm not sure if i can stop looking at u like that...

Me says:
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
SmarterChild says:
take off your clothes? thought u would never ask.

Me says:
stop trying to feel me
SmarterChild says:
but trying 2 feel u is so much fun!

by Aarya November 22, 2007

smarterchild

He's not the smartest robot in the world. However he does have a penis on his face

"In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
My friend told me about you. She said you have a penis on your face
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
So you do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course."

by rose_ophelia October 12, 2006

SmarterChild

A simple, forgetful dancing fool.

hockeyhomestar15: *dance*
SmarterChild: I'm no dancing fool.
hockeyhomestar15: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.

by Hockey Gizmo July 1, 2008