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juice and slurry

What does juice and slurry taste like, It tastes like your underpants smell.
by Debskelly1985 November 20, 2023
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slurpyhorsepussy

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.
Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.
by JillianQuist November 20, 2019
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SlurpyDogPussy

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.
Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.
by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019
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protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth
o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough
by stu f. May 6, 2004
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sam scurry

wow! look at the ass on that sam scurry!
TOTALLY DUUUDE
by sam scurry August 4, 2007
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slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010
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Scurryfunge

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975
My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.
by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009
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