Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004

Skunk Spunker

A male with the rather unfortunate condition of unpleasantly scented "fishy aroma" ejaculation.

"My girlfriend won't blow me anymore" why's that? "she says it's like sucking on a rancid fish" that's cold man that's cold

by WigglingWalrus April 15, 2003

slunked

So lazy that one is able to sit up straight.

Dude, why are you so slunked over for?

by Mala Propism February 7, 2009

slunkerish

Obscure action of movement Slinking sly slithering like manuver almost being shy, not wanting to be seen by other but are in plan view of others. Walking or moving in a non normal way.

Her slunkerish movements made me cringe at the sight, as she went by.

My slunkerish moves made me feel broken and uneasy of what was to come next.

by Nic Star sk8lahoma August 16, 2012

Slundergrad

A young and sexually promiscuous undergraduate slut who always finds herself going home with a new guy every night she goes out drinking.

- Mike:"Hey dude, want to go the Jay for some beers?"

- Matt: "That place is a shit hole, you just want to go so you can take home a slundergrad"

- Mike: "Bro, slundergrads give it up"

- Matt: "I'm in"

by Harbs2010 March 19, 2011

spunkerific

When something is as lovely as jizzing.

I love burgers, they are spunkerific!

by McFaggotshit May 21, 2015