Wait up guys, Nick missed the light and got stuck behind on the other side of the street again. He's been a real slomar tonight.
by OutOfTouch June 9, 2015
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A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
by YaBoi K-Fa May 9, 2007
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SLOM= Sticking Leeches On Myself.
The act of "sloming" was originally created (and not referred to as sloming) in the age of witch doctoring to extract blood when things like needles were not created yet. Today, no one actually does sloming. This was created as a commercial to show kids how stupid following your friends are when they are doing stupid things like drugs and alcohol. Drugs and underage alcohol looks as stupid as sloming, stay above the influence.
The act of "sloming" was originally created (and not referred to as sloming) in the age of witch doctoring to extract blood when things like needles were not created yet. Today, no one actually does sloming. This was created as a commercial to show kids how stupid following your friends are when they are doing stupid things like drugs and alcohol. Drugs and underage alcohol looks as stupid as sloming, stay above the influence.
by SUPKATE? January 7, 2007
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Get the slonker mug.Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.
A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.
A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.
by Ndrd January 21, 2009
Get the Slompy mug.self-leeching. besically, sticking leeches on your self, thinking you're gonna get high, like that anti-drug commercial.
1: dude!, want to go sloming?!?
2: what's that?
1: sticking leeches on yourself to get high! like the commercial said!
2: ...
1: so are you in or out?
2: ummm, no, i'm not a retard.
2: what's that?
1: sticking leeches on yourself to get high! like the commercial said!
2: ...
1: so are you in or out?
2: ummm, no, i'm not a retard.
by Ariel Rojas January 5, 2007
Get the sloming mug.The term for when something goes completely FUBAR in relation to a blockchain smart contract, resulting in destruction of everything in sight. The classic example is the first ever slocking: when the Ethereum DAO smart contract was hacked and wrecked havoc in the smart contract space for months on end.
Damn, did you see that crappy smart contract Billy wrote? He left a bug in that allowed a Russian hacker to drain his kid's college fund - dude got absolutely slocked, it was painful to watch.
by Daniel Buchner July 27, 2016
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