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slob hunter

A slob hunter is someone who callously kills wildlife for entertainment and ego-gratification, and revels in killing as many animals as the law allows (or more). These people tend to vote GOP and lack respect for nature in many other realms. To make themselves appear less than evil, they use cover stories about "population control," "game management," "conservation" and "harvesting."

A good example of early slob hunters were the Sharps riflemen who gunned down millions of bison in the 1870s to starve out the Indians. The general practice continues today on that same landscape during prairie dog shoots, where high-powered rifles on bench rests spit ammo for hours and small rodents explode to the sound of high-fives. There are few Indians in sight, but plenty of beer and tailgates. Their cover story is that prairie dogs are pests, even though their population has dwindled by 95%. Everything but Man is subject to that label.

A recent slob hunting development has been the posting of YouTube "kill-shot" videos wherein crass people brag about the mayhem they inflict on animals, often looping it in slow motion. The focus is generally on calibers and ballistics, with the animals being mere targets. Many of the videos have metal soundtracks like video games. You can spot a slob hunting video by the common cry of "nice shot!" after the animal drops on camera. Death by arrow takes a bit longer but the cameras have that covered, too.
Uncle Ted is America's most famous slob hunter.
by Antithropocentric April 8, 2013
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slob on my nob

Slob on my nob is a cooler way of saying suck on my dick.
slob meaning sick and nob meaning dick.

originally first heard from the band 36 mafia in a song called-slob on my nob.
Yo frank, slob on my nob!

Lyrics from the song: Slob on my nob,like corn on the cob.
by Nick Pierce May 23, 2006
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slob job

those two sloppy donkeys gave me the best slob job i've ever received.
by Johnny Stats July 26, 2006
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Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.
She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.
by LanzAlx November 28, 2013
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slob on my nob

Suck a dick, or perform fellatio to be exact. Slob being a truncated pronounciation of "slobber" an the nob being the dick.
From the Mafia 666 lyrics "Slob on my nob, like corn on the cob."
by TwistedBitch April 1, 2008
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slob kabob

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..
"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."
by beryy<3 July 17, 2009
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slob my knob

When another person licks and sucks your dick up & down,while swirling theirtongue around your big cock-head, (knob) covering it with spit(slob)
"yo!,bring your fuckin' ass over here and slob my knob! Yeah,wrap your fuckin' lips aroud my big fuckin' dick!"
by Titokf3 March 6, 2008
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