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The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.
John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."
by Aram A. April 2, 2008
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Sledger

Tower from TDS or Tower Defense Simulator which is hard to get and alternatively spelled as sled
Peter: yo Wanna play tds?
Alan: Sure I have sledger
by SledgerTDS August 25, 2021
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Sledge

1. to hit someone as hard as you can

2. getting hit by a particularly obese man

3. see slept
Dude what happened to your face?!

I got sledge'd :
by telephone45 March 15, 2008
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sledgehammer

what your pulse/heartbeat feel like when you lose your virginity
If you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.
by analpriest November 26, 2014
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Sledgehammer Grammar

1. Swollen Member's frontman Mad Child's vocal stylings.

2. Kelsey Grammer
Did you hear Kelsey "Sledgehammer Grammer" talking that Sledgehammer Grammar?
by Kelsey Grammers April 4, 2009
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sista sledge

apparently meaning a very sassy girl.

verb: sista sledgin' (meaning smarting off, dissing, etc.)
Don't pop that attitude with me sista sledge!

Yes Tamara was totally sista sledgin' me today.
by Montyy_18 June 19, 2011
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The sledgehammer

A method of contraception that involves sledgehammering a girl in the ovaries.
After sex I always pop down to the shed and grab the sledgehammer and go to town as a form of contraception
by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
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