slarm

One who engages in such activities as larping, Magic the Gathering, or other such activities that push you further away from losing your virginity. Some common signs of a slarm are greased hair (usually hasn't been washed for days), wears clothing 3 sizes too big that was passed down from his older, older brother who was also slarm, shoes tied so tight his feet are screaming for air. And the #1 sign of a slarm is.....a pull backpack.

The president of the Dungeons and Dragons club is such a slarm.

by slarmfest October 25, 2010

slarz

An alternative to the word slash, as in go for a piss

Yo keatz, im just going for a lazy slarz, catchu

by snip1na September 13, 2007

Slarting

Sleep farting

I couldn't sleep last night cause my mom kept slarting.

by Jungldbll December 26, 2016

Slarg

To consume any amount of liquid in one gulp by Opening the throat and pouring it straight into your stomach.

"I like to slarg down a single shot of whiskey followed by a whole beer."

by FlashD3 January 15, 2020

Slart

the mixture of slatt and shart. Commonly used to greet a friend who bonds over their shits

My slart what is goin on

by Grizzzle March 26, 2020

slarty

one who likes being alone but also hates it , somebody who can go days without social interactions and still keep their sanity , a person who loves only in the inside and would expect everybody who’s in their circle to understand that without having to show it , that one person who sits in the corner at parties, that one person who smiles for like a second and literally a second later the smile disappears, the one person who cares only for those who are family and friends everybody else can die it’s whatever we are not depressed we just live our lives how we live our lives.

slarty world forever

by okayed June 10, 2021

Slark

When you get a slay mark.

I just got a slark on my math test today!

We slarking out here in math class.

by acrazycroat November 15, 2021