stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

scretched

past tens form of scretch which is a synonym for stretch usually used in porn

Watch as the man scretches her pussy

by Beau Carrillo(aka) Your Dark Omen January 31, 2005

Scratched Helmet

A really bad haircut.

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Switched

A phrase describing a changed or altered circumstance.

Can also be used in a positive connotation.

"My buddy tripped out hard on mushrooms last night. He was messed up. The whole night was switched."

"Yo! Did you see those hot as hell girls who showed up to the party? That was fucking switched!"

"I thought we were supposed to meet at this bar last night. Man we were all wasted, the whole night was switched."

by CMR365 March 24, 2009

Skitches

A word used to desbribe skanky bitches.

All those Skitches think they should dress up like Snooki for Halloween!

by hmw0250 October 9, 2010

switched on

Switched on can mean to be in love. It is used to describe the feeling someone feels when they are infatuated or turned on, it is another form of turned on. I guess it is not really in love but it can be used in a different sense than turned on.

Woman you have me switched on, why don't you let me pick you up at your place tonight?

by rkland March 5, 2007

dry stitched

while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11

your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"

by ODIES GUNTING December 13, 2009