Ski Racer 

A particularly fascinating breed of athletes. They speed the majority of the time freezing their asses off in especially cold weather in tight speed suits designed to make them faster, but may cause them to die of hypothermia. Those who are student athletes and attend academies often race and train non stop all winter and spend too much money on camps in the offseason. Academy kids are also used to spending days in crowded vans and living off gas station snacks or the occasional treat to gas station subway. It is difficult to score good points as the competition are often very close within the same seconds. The sport itself may be one of the most expensive and difficult sports out there, making the athletes even crazier for doing it. The parents who are willing to fund their athlete and stand in the cold temps to watch are their own breed. But in the end ski racers are badass, sick human beings so if you ever have the chance to meet one do not waste the opportunity you lucky son of a bitch.

Coach its ten below can we not go full strip?
*aggressively sips coffee from portable mug* YAH A FUKIN SKI RACER DON'T BE A PUSSY

Ski Racer by 4gnarnia February 13, 2019

Ski Mania 

1) to have a maniac obessesion with sking-whether snow or water.

Steven has ski mania because he was unwilling to slalom ski last night because "the lake wasn't like glass."

Ski Mania by Perry Tostenmen July 7, 2008

ski poaching

Usually just called "poaching", ski poaching refers to skiing or riding in closed areas.

Although closed areas are usually closed for good reason (ie: avalanche risk, etc), they are also often closed because they are deemed too dangerous for tourists (read: lawsuit). However, locals often enjoy and know how to ride these areas "safely" and will do so regardless... hence poaching

"I got caught poaching by patrol"
- meaning "I was caught snowboard/ski poaching by the ski patrol"

ski poaching by annonymous skier December 22, 2008

Ski Mask Way 

A very "hood" way to make to make a living, By robbing anything that makes money.

Curtis: How did u afford to have me mom?
Curtis's Mom: Ski mask way hun....now eat your broccoli

Ski Mask Way by THE DarkNight September 20, 2005

ski instructor 

A term used on meet-up sites like Craigslist to denote a person who will bring coke, or possibly tradde coke for favors. A woman looking for coke is a ski bunny. A guy looking for coke can be referred to as a ski bum, but the better definition of that term is someone who always bums coke.

Ski bunny looking for ski instructor. I like mountains with multiple lifts, long lines, and no ski bums.

ski instructor by iiams October 10, 2005

Ski Pole Party 

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.

I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.

Ski Pole Party by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011

Ski Bag 

A bag of cocaine.

I got a couple ski bags and a bottle of Jack for the city this weekend.

Ski Bag by Danny Boy Ash March 18, 2010