singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.

1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.

by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014

Singleitis

The suffering from being single

I have singleitis, its horrible, I really need someone.

by hpmatt March 4, 2015

singlethinker

A person who thinks like a single, a person who is in no relationship.

You want a robot to cook for you? Just get a wife! You're such a singlethinker.

by Bananashake January 2, 2019

singlephobia

prejudice or negative beliefs against single people, or fear and hostility of being single

"Those 2 couples were so rude to me when I was at the coffee shop. They were staring at me differently because I enjoyed going single. Seems like they got a case of singlephobia."

John needs to find a mate real soon. He often suffers from singlephobia.

by techyartsyman52 December 4, 2020

singlelist

cat

i have a singlelist at home, do you? yes!

by lockdown331 January 29, 2021

singletsona

A term for the personality covert systems pretend to have, this can be the same as/similar to the a member of the system (generally the host), but that's not always the case.

Headmate 1: "I'm tired of pretending to be the host, who is our singletsona, he's really boring".

Headmate 2 (host): "istg you make me wish we integrated"

by TheDisappointments February 25, 2022

Singles

A single cigarette

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”

by Castillooooo June 24, 2022