A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008
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Get the gail simone mug.A cute, sexy male, with amazing vocals. Simon Curtis is a phenomenal singer, his voice can hit extremely high notes without a doubt...he is sadly gay...but every Fangirl loves him all the same.
by SoccerBeast230 December 30, 2015
Get the Simon Curtis mug.She has high intellect and muscial talent, gorgeous but among others does not believe so, can be socially awkward and timid due to doubting herself, wastes time on Tumblr but manages to get more work done than her peers. Other words to describe her is wonderful, amazing, silly, and weird (in a good way).
Anyone lucky enough to come across this kind of Simone and befriend her should know that its an honour. Simone can be decisive with her friends.
Simone is mature in all senses and can blend into a younger environment or adult environment. She has many goals and dreams, but always has an idea for her near future.
She is wise beyond her years and is loved by everyone for her beautiful nature.
Simone has brown hair with brown eyes, and had (:P) an olive-y skin tone.
Anyone lucky enough to come across this kind of Simone and befriend her should know that its an honour. Simone can be decisive with her friends.
Simone is mature in all senses and can blend into a younger environment or adult environment. She has many goals and dreams, but always has an idea for her near future.
She is wise beyond her years and is loved by everyone for her beautiful nature.
Simone has brown hair with brown eyes, and had (:P) an olive-y skin tone.
Is simone
by #YOLOSWAG May 6, 2013
Get the Simone mug.A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Simona mug.The son of rock star Gene Simmons. He made a comic called "Incarnate" that blatantly copies panels, character designs, and dialogue from Bleach, Hellsing, and other popular manga titles in addition to stealing art from amateur artists on DeviantArt.
"Hey, these characters look really similar!"
"That's because Nick Simmons copy-pasta'd them into his comic!"
"That's because Nick Simmons copy-pasta'd them into his comic!"
by pandafarian March 2, 2010
Get the Nick Simmons mug.When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.
Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
by csemenmonster November 27, 2013
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