Bob: Yeah, Mary keeps getting me to pay her rent
Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.
Charlie: Dude, you should get rid of her. she's a total fucking stapleton.
by Zak Hall February 5, 2005
Get the stapleton mug.Used to describe a Latin woman with no refined tastes. Bad words easily flow from her mouth, she is sloppily dressed, and smells like armpit and beer. Speaks without thinking and beats her kids with her purse or her belt. Loose woman with no values.
Latin people's version of white trash.
Latin people's version of white trash.
"Esa vieja simplona apesta a pura cerveza."
"That old simplona stinks of beer."
"Me la heche ala vieja simplona."
"I shagged the old simplona."
"That old simplona stinks of beer."
"Me la heche ala vieja simplona."
"I shagged the old simplona."
by Sound of Music August 8, 2008
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A little human-like creature, that, with every generation gets a little smaller. In near future will be used as a pet. That often prays on females 2 years or more its youth.
Hey look! My singleton just shit on the floor and now he is having intercourse with my 10 year old daughter.
by eastcoastballer7 April 13, 2008
Get the singleton mug.The Singleton - What one is left with when a man shaves his entire pubic area. All of the hair above the shave as well as the undercarriage (huevos) is removed.
by Johnny Jackass November 18, 2006
Get the Singleton mug.When someone refers to seeing or knowing someone with a huge beak nose in a derogatory sense without first surveying their surroundings. On mentioning the aforementioned nose they then realise that a person in their immediate vicinity has a nose very similar or exactly resembling a "huge beak nose".
"We were sat round the table last night and James pulled a stapléton, this girl had a massive honk. I had a hard time not laughing, he went as bright as a cherry though."
by POBox December 7, 2009
Get the Stapléton mug.1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
Get the Secret Simpletons Society mug.1) Token black guy
2) Large assed individual
3) Complete and total darkness
4) One who shots and robs other people
5) Gun totting black guy
2) Large assed individual
3) Complete and total darkness
4) One who shots and robs other people
5) Gun totting black guy
That girl got a singleton sized ass.
Its darker then singleton tonight.
I'm going singleton on my boss today.
Its darker then singleton tonight.
I'm going singleton on my boss today.
by Uss Antiteam March 30, 2009
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