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simeone

High class Italian. Whenever someone speaks out against the name it is simply because it is not theirs. Simeone's are bound for greatness and will always be around.
big daddy simply has some other last name so he must speak out against the one he wishes to posses/ big daddy has no money therefore he is obviously not a Simeone
by markymarkI8I February 12, 2008
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hunter simmons

The biggest goddamn pussy known to mankind.
Girl: you’re acting like hunter simmons
Hunter: *cries like a bitch*
by Hunter’s Mom October 17, 2019
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Simeon

one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).

he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!

bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-

join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!

"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"

- a fellow Simeon's Witness.

*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021
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Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit
by xdlolrofl January 15, 2020
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Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.
by chillest man ever November 7, 2022
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Simeonswaifu

An obey me tiktoker who has many problems but really loves simeon!
Person: omg, did you hear about simeonswaifu? They play obey me! I should probably play that game!

Person 2: I saw their mammon video, I loved it so much, It has 15.0k likes!

Person 3: don't forget that they really love Simeon! Haha-
by MelonLol January 29, 2021
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