skunked

to be stoned and drunk simultaniously

after that 12 pack and fat blunt of haze I was skunked.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Shanked

Being told off, or shouted at.

Mrs West just proper shanked me!

by turquoise-xo November 3, 2010

Skunked

You are fucking doggie style. You pull out, jizz on the asshole, pee on top of the jizz, then you let him/her fart and spray it all over you.

You- "Dude, I was fucking this chic last night and I jizzed on her asshole and covered it in piss!".

friend- "What'd she do bro?"
You- "She farted on me man!?!?!?"
friend- "Bro, you got skunked!!"

by Tittypuck December 21, 2010

Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)

kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie

by BayAreaPryncess March 1, 2004

skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 19, 2015

skunked

Being extremely rattled

blake: "yoo, it's snowing pretty hard out there"

brad: "oh I know, if its not a snow day tomorrow im going to be right skunked! I have two assignments due and an ISP and I haven't even started!"

blake: "hahaha, better get down on your knees and start praying then"

by lil trip ya December 23, 2010

Shanked

v. when you are sitting around a bonfire and M. Cohen shoves his cock in your ear.

Yo whats Mike's dick doing in my ear. Oh, I've been shanked.

by Right There.... September 26, 2006