Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

Shum

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 29, 2022

Shummed

The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's

I thought it was my baby! That can't totally shummed me! What a bitch!

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

shum

shit and cum

i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul

by SDHit June 7, 2020

Shum

When a person gets to the max compacity of their shit and sperm to the point it causes pain then releases both the shit and the cum at once to feel the maximum relief known to man. Shum

Or

When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.

Friend: stfu before I kiss you baby girl
You: be right back I gotta shum real quick

by BigBrainChild August 10, 2019

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 16, 2022

Shum

When you Shit and cum at the same time

Bro, i was haven sex last night, and i shummed all over that thot

by shum_master September 22, 2019