Shum

A peak male will not waste his time in the morning with a shit, shower, and a shave; he will wake up and start his day with a Shum… a shit, a shower, and a cum.

Jude: “Yo Lance let’s go get some at the gym tomorrow morning”.

Lance: “Sounds good bro, I’ll meet you outside at 8:15 right after I shum”.

by Chazey August 15, 2025

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025

Shumming

When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time

“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly”

by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025

Shummity shum shum

This is another term used for "Shum Egg" It is used to describe Shum Egg, but in a funnier way.

Student A :"Oh look, it's Shum Egg!"
Student B :"Shummity shum shum"

by PedroCubing February 6, 2025

Shum Shum

Used to describe something/ someone as cute.

Other variations: Shummy, Shum, Shummy shum.

'Aw that cat is such a shum shum.'
'He's such a shum.'
'What a shummy.'

by izzyponglizzy June 24, 2024

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time.

"Did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Tony was shumming all over the toilet yesterday"

"Omg, really!?"

by DrCunnie August 12, 2024

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025